- u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
- need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
- thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
- unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
- running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly
- losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out
Sometimes when I’m running and working out I feel like I’m training for the zombie apocalypse.
Rule #1 Cardio
I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?