Intellectual Blonde
Today in psych…

Professor: “Okay Kyleigh, you’re taking a walk and you come across a cup.  What do you do with it?”

Me: “I throw it away…”

He does this with the rest of the girls in my class. 

Prof: “The cup represented the love of your life.  And you threw him in the trash.”

Me: ….

Fuck my life. Seriously?